Bazic lee jus iz Goblan
Each time get good, roll one time on list. Same thing, roll new. Get four thing only (eh, bee, sea, dee).
- Good Guts. +2 HPs, no poison eats.
- Good Brains. +2 Int, learn random little wizard spell.
- Good Face. +2 Chisma. Big big smile grin, ear to ear. Big eyes. Smell good too.
- Good Ears. +2 Wisdum, not never sneaked up on.
- Good Sneaks. +2 Dexty, +4 Stealth. So sneaks.
- Good Punch. +2 Strangth, +2 Attack. Like to fight. Fight you. Fight yor mum.
- More teef. Mouth is also daggers now. Can chew rocks, sticks.
- Not Dead. Fatal woonds go away 2 in 6 times. Is much good.
- Beetle friend. Can ride it. If dead, is good but sad, find new beetle next day.
- Sticky. +4 climb. Easy climb but fings get gummed up.
- Weird Goblan. Newtate.
- Ankle Bite. If fight thing bigger you, +2 Attack.
- Goblin friend. Is good. Maybe make more goblins? If dead, find new friend next day.
- Bug barf. One time in day, barf up big sack of spiders, worms.
- Wut? Never afraids.
- Lucky Goblan. +2 Save. Also, one time per day, roll one big round dice again.
- New Stuff. If lost arm or leg, grows back in some days.
- No Squish. If fall, no die. Bounce instead.
- Ooze friend. No acid or guts or ooze hurt you.
- Greasy. Can no be tied up or grabbed.