Shroom Lord

Deep in the underworld, where strange mushrooms grow and glow, their lord and master walks the earth. He grows colorful mushrooms in strange circles, uses their psychic powers and takes advantage of the Spore Zombies crawling around in the dark.

Shroom Lord: HD 15; AC 5; Atk 1 smash (2d6), 1 lick (poison); MV 9; licked victims must save vs. poison or be charmed

The shroom lord can be observed for days as it sings its telepathic praise to the Fungus God. A very patient person interested in mushroom magic can learn the following rituals through simple observation:

  1. the care of magic mushrooms requires an appropriate dark and humid cave, spores, a rotting corpse and a lot of spit; when cared for, these will grow up to three feet in height within four days; the mushroom will keep for a single day only
  2. the summoning of the Gibbering Fungus God requires a deep hole in the ground and a fresh magic mushroom; partake of the mushroom and sing the psychic psalm of the greatest mycelian panopticon (learning it requires some form of ESP even though anybody may notice that psychic energies emanate from the shroom lord as it sings to its flock); the fungus god will materialize in the form of a huge toad head within half an hour; licking it will grant servants visions of the future; on a failed save vs. poison these visions are confusing and wrong, otherwise they act as powerful and lurid divination magic (the divination magic will only work for those people that ate of magic mushrooms grown with their own spit)
  3. the circle of psychotic colors requires a circle of at least six magic mushrooms; each mushroom must be sacrificed a small animal such as a cat; the animal corpse is absorbed by the magic mushroom and a few hours later these mushrooms can be activated with a touch—save vs. poison or roll a d6:
    1. close your eyes for just a second and fall asleep immediately
    2. chase an erotic fantasy and run away
    3. bad trip paralyzes you with fear
    4. drop weapons, bend over and barf
    5. close your eyes and enjoy the visions
    6. everybody else seems slow and stupid, take two actions

Rituals act like spells, except they take a long time to cast. On the other hand, they are not constrained by the usual spells per day limits.

License: Public Domain


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